The Dick Dilemma
We started measuring heights after my friend bumped his face on the wall.
After a little while, he asked me a question, and I quote,
"Piyush, assume that your height and penis size get inversely related. What will you do?"
In blink of an eye, I answered, I'll take the mean of both sizes which are universally accepted, will analyze the proportionality factor and will find the nearest solution. Or maybe, I'll create and lay out all the data-points then will use a support-vector machine to get the optimum solution.
Shocked? Impressed?
Nah. He just did a face-palm and the talk continued.
This story happened on 5th December 2018 and was pushed from Medium with custom timestamp relaying the correct timeline.